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    I posted a bit of this at Facebook on your page, but not in depth…didn’t want my mom reading it and getting mad at me for embarrassing her, haha. Thanks for contributing to making me literally almost spit Root Beer laughing! Seriously, I love to laugh and it was a good thing…even with almost choking on Root Beer! lol

    So I’m having lunch this afternoon in Topeka with my 70 yr old mom. Out of the blue she says to me with both a facial expression and tone of judgemental disgust, disapproval, & concern…”Connie, who’s that strange looking black man you’re friends with and talk to on Facebook, he looks like a real weirdo with all that hair sticking out.”

    Now I have a mouth full of Root Beer right at the time she blurts this out, and I immediately knew who she was referring to. In an attempt not to spit the Root Beer out while laughing, it backed up from my mouth into my nose! hahaha

    I suppose you’d have to know my mom, and been there, but this was an absolutely hilarious moment! LOL Finally, after recovering from the Root Beer backing up from mouth into nose…my eyes watering both from laughing and the Root Beer going into my nose…I say to my mom, “are you talking about Beau?” She says, “yeah, that’s his name, who is he and why are you friends with someone like that, do you realize the danger you can get into talking to people like that you don’t know well on the internet?…he looks like a homeless bum!”

    I’m laughing out loud now, and mom is looking around to see if people are staring at us by this point, hahaha. This is a woman of which I endured at least 5 years of criticism and lecturing from…once she found out I was a Kid Rock fan back in 2000. She was more critical when she discovered I actually mingled with fellow Kid Rock fans, of whom many had become friends, some even visiting my home on occasion, lol.

    I love her, but she can be so narrowminded and judgemental, lol. Thankfully I have my grandma’s, dad’s, & own unique personality combined, but not much of my mom’s, hahaha. Anyway…I was so tempted to run with it, let her continue to think my friend ‘Beau’ was a homeless bum…fabricate a story to go along…but I just couldn’t bring myself to do that to her, lol.

    So, after my laughter finally was under control, my nose not burning…I explained to my very confused mother…that ‘Beau’ was my Chiefs Crowd friend, and his current profile picture was not ‘him’, hahahaha.

    This smiley looks like you currently btw…except he’s yellow, haha:

    😆 😆 😆

    #930466

    PS: I also realize now from what happened today…that my mom is spying on me at Facebook! Cause the only recent conversation I’ve had with ‘Beau’ was a brief comment on his page, not mine…of which related to his new current profile pic, hahaha. I’m gonna have to be careful with my momma watching, LOL.

    #930471

    I gotta put your current profile photo with this story…it helps tell it! LOL

    Compare to the smiley…he looks like the LOL smiley, his part is on the wrong side though! hahaha

    😆

    beau.jpg

    #930472
    Connie Jo;186811 wrote:
    I gotta put your current profile photo with this story…it helps tell it! LOL

    [img]http://www.chiefscrowd.com/forums/[/img]

    I was wondering why he had that profile picture. :D

    #930473

    Aussie, Beau has this as his profile pic because he has a very unique sense of humor, hahahaha. :)

    #930474
    Connie Jo;186813 wrote:
    Aussie, Beau has this as his profile pic because he has a very unique sense of humor, hahahaha. :)

    😆 :bananen_smilies046:

    #930477
    Connie Jo;186813 wrote:
    Aussie, Beau has this as his profile pic because he has a very unique sense of humor, hahahaha. :)

    He has that pic because its an improvement from his real pic.

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      Canada;186817 wrote:
      He has that pic because its an improvement from his real pic.

      I thought that was his real pic.

      #930479

      Sadly, thats me you guys.

      BTW, what do you think of my “bare shoulder flashdance” look?

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      Canada;186817 wrote:
      He has that pic because its an improvement from his real pic.

      Ya on a scale from Canada to 10.

      Id call this a 5. :D

      #930481

      Who is this man anyway…he looks so familiar but my brain isn’t connecting…it’s not James Brown is it?

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      Connie Jo;186821 wrote:
      Who is this man anyway…he looks so familiar but my brain isn’t connecting…it’s not James Brown is it?

      It is. :bananen_smilies046:

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      Canada;186817 wrote:
      He has that pic because its an improvement from his real pic.

      😆 😆

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      Sn@keIze;186820 wrote:
      Ya on a scale from Canada to 10.

      Id call this a 5. :D

      So Canada is #1?!?! :sFl_canada2:

      #930509
      Chiefster;186818 wrote:
      I thought that was his real pic.

      I thought so to, but the eyes gave it away. Those are not, snake’s eyes.

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